Posted by: Lotfi Frigi | January 20, 2010

British Girl Marries Laptop

A British girl marries her laptop! Yes, your eyes read that right!
Personally, I don’t think I’ll ever do that. My relationship with my laptop is extremely abusive. It freezes me out at times and repeatedly holds out on me in my time of need. I respond by verbally abusing it. I call it every freaking name in the book. I did abuse it physically a few times. I might have slapped it around or punched the hell out of some of its keys once or twice… But overall, we’re cool. There’s a lot of passion there; a little bit of love too… But are we marriage material? No; I don’t believe so! That ain’t happening! Never, EVER!
Oh shit! It’s starting to act up now because of what I said… I’m going to be cut off soon! Gotta go!


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